Enjoy....
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
from Texas .
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Texas
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Texas
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Texas
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Texas
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Texas
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas
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Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:
Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise,Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane
ticket!
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031
And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas
Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus, Texas 76084
You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline, Texas 79087
For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560
Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662
Have a Good Day!
P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut'n shoot,
Hoot And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas
And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT, TEXAS
AKA twinkle toes
I like that! Funny stuff! I have some good friends in Texas....They tell me everything is bigger and better in Texas....
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