02-23-2007, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by {FzS}BlacKMagicK I don't care if someone uses the wings of ten thousand butterflies, the ears of African elephants or the oiled skin of a milk fed mountain goat. Common sense is not so common sense.I expected something like a half mile long car wash with nothing but purified water streaming out of computer controlled jets above and below the car before he would even begin to wash it by hand.
Then when it got to him, he should have a bucket of purified holy water blessed by the Dali Llama and a brand new mitt made from the arse hairs of an albino Rhesus Macaque blessed by the Pope. Then, I expected as he was washing the car to be explaining how the car will be bathed in ultra-violet light inside and out for the next 48 hours to kill off all bacteria, then bathed in a silver and gold chloride solution, followed by electron micro-analysis of the depth of the paint. Then, I expected him to explain how he has the worlds only fully automated computer driven polishing machine, which abrades the surface of the car to within +/- 1micron for THE most flawless finish ever to be beheld by human beings to date.
But then my expectations were a little high. | Oh my gosh!! That's just too funny. I was drinking coffee while reading that and it almost came out my nose! LMAO!!
Last edited by killrwheels@autogeek; 02-23-2007 at 02:40 PM.
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